I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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