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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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