He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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