Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
