Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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