you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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