I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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