That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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