The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
