scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
