Ambien. No doubt about it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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