so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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