I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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