that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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