used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Someone came in the potted fern
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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