I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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