There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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