why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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