I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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