I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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