I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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