What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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