..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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