all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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