and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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