4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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