He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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