She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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