They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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