Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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