I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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