I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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