I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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