Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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