love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
no, he came in my armpit
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Randomize
