I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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