we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
