I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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