brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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