we're chasing vodka with high fives
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Still dying that you shit outside
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Randomize
