He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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