She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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