Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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