New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think my moral compass just broke
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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