don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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