forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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