I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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