forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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