i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
the raccoons are back...
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