Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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